My Marriage Proposal to Gigi Chao

Bob Choi

29 September 2012

If you don't know who Gigi Chao is, you must pay a bit more attention to the local news. She is the daughter of local tycoon, perennial womanizer Chao Sze-tsung. She is rumored to be lesbian, but his daddy wants to prove the rumor wrong by declaring an open invitation to any men to propose to his daughter, with a reward of HK$500 million to the successful suitor.

This is what I sent to Gigi (my destined future wife):

Gigi, we haven't met yet, but I love you so much it hurts everytime I think of you. We should meet and arrange a "test drive". If after that you still prefer a woman, I CAN be a woman! I can be transformed into any shape, form or size your little heart desires. I am near the end of my "traditonal career" anyway so a sex change will not be such a big loss to me personally... although it might upset my wife just a bit.

Oh yes, I should let you know that I am married... to a wonderful woman. She is a woman with a heart of gold and has agreed to share me with you. I urge that all three of us should meet as soon as possible. If you take a liking to her, I will be more than happy to share her with you. So, you see, my dear Gigi, you will be getting two for the price of one. I believe, your father being a smart businessman will recognize good value when he sees one.

My wife and I will be available to meet with you at a time and place of your choosing. But please make it soon for I don't know how long I can survive without you as my no. 2 wife.