Management
Lesson: Sex in the office
資料提供者:KT Lai
14 December 2012
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Sex in the Office |
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl
in his office, but she belonged to someone else...

One day, Johnny
got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, 'I'll give you a $100 if you
let me have sex with you. But the girl said NO.
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Johnny said, 'I'll
be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished
by the time you pick it up. '
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She thought for a
moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called
her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend
says, 'Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to
get his pants down.'
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So she agrees and
accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for
his girlfriend to call.
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Finally, after 45
minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.

She
responded, 'The bastard used coins!'
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Management lesson:
Always
consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting
screwed!![]()